Wrestling UNCENSORED

Okay, this is what I need from you.
I need you to post, which of these you would like to be.
Then, every Moday, you will defend your title against someone else.
I'm moving it all to Monday Night Raw.
We are all, I repeat, all on Monday Night Raw.

WWE Championship: Matt Hardy
World Heavyweight Championship:
Hardcore Championship (In place or ECW):
Women's Championship: Trish Stratus
United States Championship:
Intercontinental Championship: Jeff Hardy
WWE Tag Team Championship:
World Tag Team Championship:
Women's Tag Team Championship: Mickie James and Kelly Kelly